Aw I’ve never seen a cat do that :)

Jumpin’ Jesus!

As well we should all be. And we are.

I like the cut of your Maritime jib.

❤❤❤ Chairman Meow looks tough AF ❤❤❤

HIRED. Now we just need 999 of his friends to come along.

“The wheels on the bus go fuck yourself” is a perfect phrase to use in regards to Trump, Pence, and Sessions.

As I get older I’m starting to have a problem with exactly that.

Well of course everyone would watch. We’d all want to know what he has cooking.

God this whole situation is barf worthy. Moonlight JUST MADE FUCKING HISTORY, and instead of talking about that, we’re talking about the big fuckup of the night and giving Justin Horowitz praise for doing something any decent human being should do. SNORE. Give me an article about how fucking groundbreaking and…

I’m a terrible human being. Please mock my death when I’m gone.

Then why aren’t we reading historical jokes about women being glued to their skirts or benches or the ground or something?

This is a laugh riot - which may be a felony, now.

Because NFL offenses are really not that complex. You’ve only been told that over and over by dumb jocks and coaches who only Football. Give your local mechanic, IT tech, nurse, teacher, construction manager, accountant, etc. the athletic skills of an NFL player and they would have no problem learning and executing an…

These emails include the mayor of Anaheim, the city council, and the Public Safety committee as well as the LAPD (the shooter’s employer). Copy, paste, and tell them to arrest that unstable violent criminal NOW.

What the Hell was that nitwit going to talk about, anyway? Ethics in video game journalism?

He looks like hes said “Dont ever tell your parents about this” more than a few times.

Jason Chaffetz is only doing this because Donald Trump promised to give him a silver left hand.

I like mockingbirds who don’t get killed