nope nope nope

some people here like amy schumer. some do not. sometimes we have nice posts about her because the ppl who like her are writing those posts. sometimes we critique her because a lot of what she does sucks. it’s not fucking “bff to hatersville” but thanks for reducing a group of various and individual adult professional…

So do electric sockets. Should we get rid of those too or just take reasonable precautions like not letting your kid play with one?

Who was he? Did he work for your school or was he just a random creep with a really great knowledge of 6th grade girls’ phone numbers?

You could get a cat. My cat frequently grabs my feet and bites me without my consent, so I pick him up and kiss his head until he squirms away with expressions of great disdain and irritation. It’s kind of a consent-free zone that goes both ways up until I get hurt, and then we part ways for an hour or two.

“while he was parked outside our house”

Speaking from the single adult perspective, many of us wish the hell you would not even ask if they want to hug us.

You could have clicked right past it, but, NO, you had to come here and take the time to post your whine. I’d tell you to get a life, but you’ve probably been told that since 5th grade.

oh fuck!

LOVE this, thank you for posting it!

OMG that is scary and sick. I’m so glad you girls told the adults and they caught this predator.

The Apprentice is really only one step removed from Ow! My Balls!

Yeah, I’m not canonising McCartney either. But Phil Collins. Phil Collins. It’s the pot calling the much more successful and musically talented kettle a fuck.

Every goddamn year, I open this story LIKE A SUCKER while I’m on the toilet pooping. And now I’m afraid to move.

I don’t normally feed trolls but if you’re going to say you’re of above average intelligence, it’s best to not say so on a post in which 0/2 sentences make grammatical or syntactic sense.

say “jewfaggot” outloud in real life, please.

Oh shit, I guess I have something in common with Donald— I forgot Tiffany.

Transvestite and transsexual are different things. Lyrics and context make is clear that writer MEANT transvestite. They were two different things back then. They are still two different things. They both were shortneed to Trans or tranny. At some point transsexuals decided Trans/tranny ONLY meant them.

October Inevitable With A Deep Sigh Of Resignation isn’t quite snappy enough.

His reactions sound like all those guys on “Bye Felipe.”
Man: “You’re beautiful. Wanna have a good time together? I’d give you the world.”
Woman: “No thank you.”
Man: “WELL WHATEVER YOU’RE A FAT UGLY WHORE AND I HOPE YOU GET RAPED.”