But there’s really no need for her to act so unprofessionally to get a shitty iPhone snap when the White House has an official photographer.

I guess we can’t all be as blasé about it as you, who read a story about them and then commented (?).

The people’s eyebrows, if you will.

This’ll isn’t just kinda dumb, it’s incredibly dumb and quite probably medically dangerous.

His gym schedule probably looks a lot like mine, which is to say nonexistent.

*looks around furtively*

Not sure it will do any good, what with my perpetual grey-ness, but commenting to try to bump this closer to the top.

Someone’s coming across as a prick, my dear Mr. Fox, but it ain’t you. Thanks for sharing your expertise.

My great-grandfather shipped off to WWI before she learned to read and never came home, so he obviously played no role in teaching her, but their writing was a carbon copy. I have my grandmother’s diaries and postcards my great-grandfather sent from the front, and you’d swear they were written by the same person.…

Well, pedophilia is fine. Just not pedophilia with BOYS (see: Robertson, Phil).

I dunno, avacadoes seem awful high falutin’ for your average Republican.

I only see my boss once a week, on Fridays. So I’ve become incredibly proficient at dicking around on the interwebz for four and a half days then cramming the whole week’s work into Thursday afternoon.

I’m pretty sure it’ll be a circle.

I just gagged.

I’m sorry, Susan. I should have realized that calling people pussard shitlibs is the key to open and productive dialogue. Don’t I feel silly!

I think now is the time to tell you I’m in love with you.

I think it’s really adorable that you’re actually taking this seriously, Susan. I would’ve thought you’d realize about 10 replies ago that I’ve been taking the piss out of you. Have you taken a blow to the head recently? Maybe you should go see a doctor.

You seem really angry, Susan. You should probably talk to someone about that.

I guess you missed that part where I said I don’t give a shit, Susan.

Nah, I’m not confused. And I don’t give a shit if you’re American or not.