His gym schedule probably looks a lot like mine, which is to say nonexistent.

*looks around furtively*

Not sure it will do any good, what with my perpetual grey-ness, but commenting to try to bump this closer to the top.

Someone’s coming across as a prick, my dear Mr. Fox, but it ain’t you. Thanks for sharing your expertise.

My great-grandfather shipped off to WWI before she learned to read and never came home, so he obviously played no role in teaching her, but their writing was a carbon copy. I have my grandmother’s diaries and postcards my great-grandfather sent from the front, and you’d swear they were written by the same person.…

Well, pedophilia is fine. Just not pedophilia with BOYS (see: Robertson, Phil).

I dunno, avacadoes seem awful high falutin’ for your average Republican.

I only see my boss once a week, on Fridays. So I’ve become incredibly proficient at dicking around on the interwebz for four and a half days then cramming the whole week’s work into Thursday afternoon.

I’m pretty sure it’ll be a circle.

I just gagged.

I’m sorry, Susan. I should have realized that calling people pussard shitlibs is the key to open and productive dialogue. Don’t I feel silly!

I think now is the time to tell you I’m in love with you.

I think it’s really adorable that you’re actually taking this seriously, Susan. I would’ve thought you’d realize about 10 replies ago that I’ve been taking the piss out of you. Have you taken a blow to the head recently? Maybe you should go see a doctor.

You seem really angry, Susan. You should probably talk to someone about that.

I guess you missed that part where I said I don’t give a shit, Susan.

Nah, I’m not confused. And I don’t give a shit if you’re American or not.

You’re adorable, Susan. Your entire country has taken a dramatic shift to the right, and your precious Bernie would barely be considered a lefty in many other countries. Oh, and he wouldn’t have won.

That’s okay, Susan.

Lately I’ve been thinking about switching over to muumuus tbh.

Shouldn’t you be filming a movie or playing ping pong, Susan?