I’ve always pictured that building as the boarding house too! I’m kinda jealous you lived there.

He only got a few months, so he’s been out a LONG time.

I once snorted 151 proof rum out my nose. My eyes watered for a week.

Your comment made my mind immediately go to this, one of the delightfully corny Canadian Heritage Minutes - nice women don’t want the vote!

Definitive proof that she wasn’t asking for it, would be my guess. Sigh.

I’m ashamed to say that took me a minute.

Me too! It was close to 25 years ago, and I still get a shiver up my spine every time I see a car like his.

Not a paranormal story, but I was incredibly creeped out by this.

Or purr-fect, if you will (I’ll show myself out).

The 6th doesn’t involve them shooting someone so it’s really not on their radar.

Being from Halifax, I have an in-born love and respect for Boston. But yes, your sports fans are... challenging.

I’m waiting patiently, popcorn in hand, for one of them to bust out the “his penis is too small to rape someone” defence.

In Chairman Meow’s world, pussy grabs you.

A friend of mine was once pranked by someone in his office by changing his error sound to Meg Ryan’s orgasm from When Harry Met Sally.  

Actually, in this case it’s called an idiom. But nice try.

I once knew a Dick Peter Johnson. In their defence, his parents were Dutch and didn’t get the connotation(s).