“Maybe if I lived in a competitive state, I would consider voting for Clinton.”

Pretty sure it was these guys.

Oh, I think he wants to *win* - he just doesn’t want to do any of the *work* (you know, leading the free world) that follows said win.

I can totally see this happening. He IS the Billy Mays (RIP) of presidential politics.

I think you mean yuger.

So, seriously. The game plan they’re going with is “We’ll tell you what our platform is if you hand over the dough?”

Autism+™!

Very true. I have a family friend who is ultra-Catholic and also a small-town family doctor. She refuses to prescribe birth control and last night on Facebook, I shit you not, she referred to an abortion as “the death of a baby.” I sincerely hope she never procreates. And that she gets run out of town on a rail when…

On a completely unrelated note, I LOVE your screen name. I bought myself a Notorious RBG adult colouring book a few months ago and I was super excited about it. And then my cat ate it.

After a semi-exhaustive Google Image search, no. But I did get a good chuckle out of this:

Non-American here, is formula eligible for WIC? That would seem to be a super-important item to have on the eligibility list. Although I guess that might piss off the breast is best (just not in public, ew, you whore) crowd.

Some day, I’d love to see Basket of Deplorables go on tour with their opening act, Binders of Women.

Agreed. I expected better of Hinch.

Every time I see that picture all I can think of is “Come on, puckle, don’t you want a balloon?”

Title IX Administrator: “If you don’t want to be stalked and assaulted, you should probably not go to Richmond.”

I haven’t - I totally need to check that out! John Oliver is the bee’s knees.

Upon consulting my trusty conversion calculator to confirm this is as funny as I was hoping it was, I present to you:

Why is it on him to start a conversation? She obviously didn't bother speaking to him either.