Jalopnik’s anti tesla leaning is so obvious. I don’t know how an automotive enthusiast blog can ever call 2s 0-60 just “slightly” faster than 2.6s. I know these numbers don’t appeal to everyone but I can assure you that a 23% improvement in 0-60 is something some automotive enthusiasts would spend tens of not hundreds…

“The Cherokee Nation isn’t trying to extract something from them”

I’ve had the privilege of driving through many metro areas around the US. Here is my top 5, with one being the worst:

Maryland not on top 5 worst list? This list is invalid 

all this survey means is for the most part, Dodge buyers don’t see many assembly defects when they get the car and don’t need any unscheduled repair in the first three months of ownership. All it really indicates is that the cars are being put together right at the factory.

Yeah, I almost did, but this is a survey of the first 90 days and how happy they are with the purchase. I imagine Dodge owners are pretty happy about it while Land Rover owners are already in the shop for something in the first 90 days.

I feel like most of these cows are just the ugly stepsisters whose big-ass feet didn’t fit the slipper, and now will forever hate on Meghan, the Cinderella who the Prince fell in love with.

I hate it.  But I’ll get used to it.  In fact, it’s sort of an improvement.  Actually I prefer it.  The next one after this will be terrible, surely.

Now, in Trump’s America, public transport costs a nickel, and in my day, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Gimme five bees for a quarter’, you’d say. Now, where was I? Oh yes, the important thing is that I’ll give everyone an onion on their belts, which was the style back in my time. You can’t have white…

I don’t think it’s that hard. Why not just throw a party without any of the typical wedding accoutrements? No big white dress, no first dance, no introduction as Mr. and Mrs. Groom’s Name, no being ‘given away’ by a traditional authority figure, no traditional vows, no taking the groom’s last name, etc. I’ve been to…

Ouch. That is interesting, though. What’s the average divorce rate, like 50%? It would be like spending 40K on a new car if 50% of them ending up being lemons that anthropomorphised and stalked you on Instragram.

According to a survey by Brides magazine, the average American wedding in 2018 cost $44,000, up from $27,000 just the year before.

I mean, you could search and find out pretty good studies that take this into account for a total life cycle analysis. In the end, it ends up being a case of if you value total green house emissions vs land fill & recyclability vs total energy consumption. Electric cars come out ahead for emissions (even if your power…

RV graphics are the tribal tattoos of the automotive world.

I don’t like that you made me do this, to be clear.

“But I deeply appreciate how it boldly reimagines what we think a truck even is.”

Local engineer here - lets address a couple of points

Here’s to hoping this spawns an entire series, this was fantastic.

wait, did i just wish they received more hate mail? 

You’ve beautifully supported the meme above. Cheers!

Have a look at what traffic is backing up at rush hour, and scope out what is driving around at time of the heist, it is probably some sort of silver or black truck or SUV. You want one of those, you want to blend into the sea of traffic.