Hey ESPN — at least all this Simmons/Grantland brouhahah is distracting people from commenting on how crushingly disappointing FiveThirtyEight has been!

Sounds like football’s Larry Bird. “I’m going to nutmeg you right there and there’s nothing you can do about it”

What a freakin clinic by Messi. Those turns, pokes, shifts, all embedded into his La Masia brain.

Its hard to say his carreer was ruined when his dumb movies make a gazillion dollars and he hardly has to break a sweat. His standup career ended, wouldn’t say it was ruined.

Random yelling when your team wins in a shocking fashion is what I would expect. Coming up with a signature call like “Do you believe in miracles? Yes!” or “We’ll see you tomorrow night” any of the other equally iconic calls in the moment is probably really hard to do.

They had a little a bit. They said there was a fumble and MSU recovered and scored a TD. Sure it’s not the most descriptive, but what more do you need?

I was listening at the time. It was perfectly described, with as much emotion as possible. What do you want, Joe Buck?

I went to the Michigan and Michigan State SBN blogs to capture their reactions when Michigan State failed to convert their 4th down, and then when Michigan State won the game.

He wants to win. So ManU is out.

Isn’t it obvious that “Will” is actually Wilmer Flores?

Rest of the season? Isn’t that a little harsh? I mean...it’s not like he charged for his autograph or something serious like that.

Is it with or without pay?

Not his track. It’s not even really ‘Ye’s. Nikki owns that one.

His head hit the ground. Bad form. -2 points.

...he is voluntarily giving an interview to the newspaper.

A reading from the works of the great Dr. Seuss....

You aren’t even going to reference Touzani by name? He’s one of the best known freestyle footballers in the world!