NFL coaches are generally very conservative because it reduces the chance of criticism against themselves. A short passing game is a fine strategy, especially against a defense like the Jets. But on 3rd and long they need to actually try to get the first down.

What does one thing have to do with another? The guy scores 5 goals in 20 minutes or whatever and you, being Deadspin’s self-appointed MOTD host, feels like shitting on one of the best performances in recent Premier League history because....?

Im sorry. Did you see how English teams do in the Champions League? Besides the Cinderella team in 2012 Chelsea, they have been awful.

Brian McCann arrested on suspicion of double homicide

That's a clown funeral, bro.

unless you want to pitch. then it's cool, go warm up.

He doesn’t seem particularly worthy of scorn to me, relative to sports owners in general. I was very surprised to find myself feeling sad as hell for him when I read Keown’s profile.

I think you’re reading ridicule where there’s actually just bewilderment tinged with pity.

Ironically, the head of his penis is shaped like George Clooney’s hair.

At least Ms. Sacco now understands that even white people can get ads from other people.

Good Kinja.

I fucking hate it when people try and have fun while playing baseball

Best part is when he about slugs the LSU guy when he gets up.

should have just cut the end off

he dyed

Rangers’ proposed new chant, while detailed, was rejected as too wordy.

The actual riots were largely initiated by people of color and transgenders, not a straight acting blond white dude. White-washing an actual historical event means race is certainly an issue.

Is this movie not a musical? Because all of the screenshots, plus a protagonist named Danny moving from the Midwest to the Big City sure make it look like a musical.

You could describe every Zlatan bit of skill and goal with this exact sentence.