...what? Who doesn’t like pie AND cake?

This is that one goal a year you give up when you do sweeper-keeping. Hopefully the dozens and dozens of plays you’ve strangled before they had a chance to threaten are worth it.

If you try to run a trick play while the defense plays with 10 men to honor a dead teammate, this deserves to happen to you.

I agree that it took a special kind of density to not get the joke, but:

“Deadspin - Sports News without Access, Favor, or Discretion.”

Jesus fuck dude, learn to read between the fucking lines

Huh, seems pretty crazy that such unremarkable guys were able to achieve such a feat to make it onto this list with Harper. Thanks!

They call them scalpers to honor them.

My favorite Brock promos are the ones where Heyman says something absurd and Brock just kinda nods and smiles like he’s thinking about the time he suplex Cena into the next dimension.

I think it’s when you compare it to a movie like Jurassic World that makes Mad Max so much better. Like, “Jurassic World, you’re also a popcorn action movie, why can’t you be less dull than Mad Max? Why does every scene of yours have to feel unnecessary?”

and?

It was ESPN’s college football kickoff. They moved the game up a week before everyone else to spotlight the lower division. NDSU is no joke they have beat their last 5 FBS opponents including a k state team that went to a bowl game that year. Over the past 4 seasons they have been the most disciplined football team i…

Musberger is a Montana native, and is a big supporter, perhaps he wanted to call this game?

Missoula didn’t take no for an answer, and they couldn’t be happier with their decision.

I’m not surprised, you all should be pretty well used to that by now.

Good takes, all of them. I love a lot of what Billy Haisley writes, and think he gets it right more often than not, but this is some of the worst analysis I’ve encountered from him.

Bill Kenwright is a true blue sentimental Evertonian who reportedly cried on the phone to his mother when he decided to sell Rooney to Manchester United. This isn’t a club that’s run on Football Manager like principles of cold calculation, which is a pretty good reason to like it for some.

With all due respect, Billy, I think you’re missing a lot here. This boils down to bad-timing, lack of depth on the squad and Bill Kenwright feeling the HEAT from the fan-base.

If Stones wanted to leave, he shouldn’t have waited until 3 matches into the season. This leaves Everton in the position of turning that money around in the form of new signees. The fanbase is already up in arms over the lack of quality offseason transfers to the club, so suggesting that they should depart with an…

I have defended the price tag for Raheem Sterling, but if he was worth £50m, then Stones is worth £60m. Centrebacks are a very valuable commodity. Add in the inflation for being English (+£20m) and young (+£20m) and he's £60m all day long. Sadly.

Arlo White made a good point on twitter regarding money: there’s going to be a LOT coming in from the new TV deal. Plus they have very few CB’s on their roster.