Oh my god, nitrous purge on an old turbocharged minivan is awesome. 12.51 @ 105 is insane for a FWD vehicle, I’m guessing he’s running slicks. I’d love to know his 60-ft time.

No idea what you’re talking about. Again.

I more think “You know, the headlights, if cleaned to clear again, really aren’t that bad on the Carrera, and the ass end of the 996 has always looked great to me.” And also “Please keep hating the 996! Depreciate the shit out of it so that I can afford to own a nice Porsche!”

That example of hair splitting self justification makes it hard for me to believe he’s actually committed to change.

To each their own. I can understand the last part, too, because while I do think the car is quite stunning, I think it’s got a few weird parts to it.

Now I know you don’t see the difference between an elephant and an elephant seal.

Actually, I think the percentage of shitty truck drivers (out of the whole) is probably smaller than the percentage of shitty passenger vehicle drivers, and I’m willing to bet that a good number of shitty truck drivers are the direct result of having to put up with countless of hours dealing with those shitty…

Would you be into your car being part of a botnet that takes down half of the US internet? Call me crazy, but I’m not sure I’d trust a Chinese company to keep my car’s internet connection secure.

I think people tend to think the Karma is kind of ugly because it doesn’t look that great in pictures. Personally, though, I think it looks pretty stunning in person. And at least in my experience, getting to see one in person is a pretty rare occurrence (I’ve only seen one).

At first, I heard the V8 and I was pissed...

Building a flying car is possibly the dumbest business idea ever.

Monday morning I passed a car on the shoulder that was in the process of burning to ground during my morning commute.

So, you’re saying that this is a horrible car because it has excessive oil consumption? I mean, it’s not like they explode after 15,000 miles or have fragile components that cause catastrophic engine failure...

I know it’s a hack job, and the proportions are definitely off (and good god I hate those freaking wheels), but it doesn’t look too bad for what is essentially a one-off kitcar. I wouldn’t pay any amount of money to own it, though.

Ben’s Chili Bowl’s half smokes are fucking awesome. On their website, they have spicy half smokes that you can order that they didn’t use to have in the restaurant (not sure if that’s still the case, I haven’t been in there in years).

its pro controller’s nod to the Xbox controller layout will make the adjustment easy for Xbox users (sorry, PS4!).

I would inform you that I, in fact, read zero of these articles (including this one), and that I wasn’t complaining about the articles existing, I was complaining about them clogging the Deadspin main page.

Clearly I can’t explain it to you in a way that will allow you to grasp the point. I tried.

I CLICKED ON THIS ARTICLE FROM THE DEADSPIN FRONT PAGE, MORON. THE POINT IS THAT THE FRONT PAGE OF DEADSPIN WAS FULL OF DEBATE GARBAGE AND PRACTICALLY ZERO SPORTS ARTICLES.

I love the art style on display here. Also, it looks like the game might have crafting elements to it, which I’m fine with if it’s done well and doesn’t play too heavily into the game.