So, JJ Abrams explained that the prequels sucked because we didn’t have any Luke or Han and we had to pull them in to get a “Star Wars” movie, but on the same note we had to get rid of Old Harrison Ford because he is too damn old to be in movies like this any more? Oh yeah, and they dropped a door on his leg. Friends…

Amazingly this is not a photo it is a Video filmed at 1080P and it is 24 hours long. The whole video she doesn’t move or even blink.

Why would Tim Cook want to be VP? From Apple he can change the world, from the White House he could stand behind Hillary and look like a set decoration. It would have been a huge step down for him. Don’t flatter yourself Hillary Clinton, he wouldn’t have accepted. I don’t even like Apple but they deliver results,…

I hope poor Lars is OK......I mean with everyone just stealing from hin 24/7 for the last 20 years he is probably destitute. Anyone know his address I’d like to send him a few pairs of my old jeans, I go an old baseball had too.

“Freelance e-sports journalist.” Toss this person off the plane! Oh wait there was a hat and a t-shirt or something?

Sesame Oil
Szechuan pepper Oil.

Because having a nurse that is available 168 hours per week (24 hours per day 7 days per week) is not the same as having a human making $8.75 per hour for a total of 12 hours per week? That is often the rate where I live. WV Choice and PAIS use very low skilled labor. Why can’t you use both? Robots to do the major…

Well your guy was a complete failure. Clearly Trump’s Head did not explode no matter how hard your guy tried.

60 Min. turned into the Charlie Rose Show.

Buy a Honda Civic. In 250,000 miles you will thank me. Or Buy a Porsche and in 75,000 miles you will know you made a mistake.

I remember when Marshall University joined MAC-USA and then started stinking it up in the foosball.

Kurt Russel in Soldier is the closest thing we are going to get to a Blade Runner Sequel. Harrison Ford is going back and ruining all of the movies we liked him for. Indiana Jones, Star Wars, and now Blade Runner. If he lives long enough he’ll go back and ruin and ruin all those Jack Ryan movies too.

I’m sure there is a Will Smith music video somewhere on the DVD. For the digital version this will be the first time that you have to pay EXTRA not to get the DLC.

Gary Johnson is what would happen if your dad said he was going to run for president and you mom didn’t respond “No you are not, now go take out the trash.”

Halloween Madea? Wow.

Don’t worry we’ll see it on Keeping up with the Kardashians! Then every viewer can be on the lookout for those dastardly thieves!

Now that I made the prerequisite stupid/mean comment. Yay or Nay on the helmet? I wear one, but I read an article on BikePortland a few weeks ago that new research says maybe adults shouldn’t, so I’ve been debating switching to a cycling cap.

Excuse me, Excuse me, Sir, You have made a mistake. I can see here that you didn’t include a photo of your knife. All of these “What’s in my bag?” posts include a picture of a knife. I’m sure it is a very large knife/ machette / dadao but you didn’t post the photo. you must have had a lapse of memory. I’ll come…

I have this Air Fryer that looks just like Google Home...... so I must ask.....Does Google Home also Air Fry tasty corn dogs?

This is not how lasers work!