I hope poor Lars is OK......I mean with everyone just stealing from hin 24/7 for the last 20 years he is probably destitute. Anyone know his address I’d like to send him a few pairs of my old jeans, I go an old baseball had too.

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Szechuan pepper Oil.

Well your guy was a complete failure. Clearly Trump’s Head did not explode no matter how hard your guy tried.

Buy a Honda Civic. In 250,000 miles you will thank me. Or Buy a Porsche and in 75,000 miles you will know you made a mistake.

Don’t worry we’ll see it on Keeping up with the Kardashians! Then every viewer can be on the lookout for those dastardly thieves!

Now that I made the prerequisite stupid/mean comment. Yay or Nay on the helmet? I wear one, but I read an article on BikePortland a few weeks ago that new research says maybe adults shouldn’t, so I’ve been debating switching to a cycling cap.

Excuse me, Excuse me, Sir, You have made a mistake. I can see here that you didn’t include a photo of your knife. All of these “What’s in my bag?” posts include a picture of a knife. I’m sure it is a very large knife/ machette / dadao but you didn’t post the photo. you must have had a lapse of memory. I’ll come…

I have this Air Fryer that looks just like Google Home...... so I must ask.....Does Google Home also Air Fry tasty corn dogs?

Is he any relation to J.G. Wentworth? See blake could pay out those settlements in structured anuities and then J.G could buy those settlements for pennies on the dollar.

ALF?

I thought they were the same person. I mean I’ve never seen them in the same room together.

THANK YOU!!! You saved me some typing and used my trademarked slogan “You gotta be shitting me!”. Now I gotta figure out something else to do this morning.

So World War III?

Knife? Check!

This is what happens when your mom doesn’t put her foot down and tell your dad “NO!”. Your dad just walks around spouting out anything......there is no filter.......or thought processes. Sometimes as a mom you have to say “NO! Gary you cannot be president........you’re not even that smart.”

Don’t worry we are going to stretch this out for a couple of years and waiting for a few more shootings or sex scandals or the Kardashians to take of some clothing.......and before you know it America will forget. No one will pay any money, and no one will go to jail.........and in the unlikely even they do it will…

What if one day your dad just said “Hey! I am running for president.” .... and your mom didn’t stop him.... That is Gary Johnson.

If you want to be this specific just rent an apartment. You can have all of the closets all of the beds and all of the window desks!!!

I did not even know the newest Divergent was on DVD until I saw it in Redbox a week ago. I didn’t even know it had been in theaters. No one even talked about it. People haven’t shut up about Stranger Things all summer. I think maybe Shailene Woodley should reconsider this. (Divergent lost all of its appeal after…

Bullet Planning is nothing Magnum Planning is the new Bullet Planning. You heard it here first. Me and Beth just coined this term.