No, I would not sail on the Titanic II. Not because I’m afraid it will sink, but because if I want the experience of being on a cruise ship, there’s a crowded mall full of fat people right down the street.

Houston is worse than Dallas. But, it’s like saying cancer is worse than AIDS, so I won’t press the issue.

Agree 100% about Ley whiffing on the issue of “stopwatch overlay” but as a non-techie, I don’t understand why frame-counting doesn’t work.

Personally, I think the Odom thing is worse, but even if you think the Kidd thing is worse, it’s been one-upped.

I agree, but best not to think too hard about things Dr. Phil says.

Yeah, I can’t imagine having to spend time with Dr. Phil, either.

It wasn’t her “first touch” with the USWNT. First touch just refers to receiving a ball.

Harry Potter and The Curse of the Cubicle

This never gets old.

I’m one of those guys.

How dose he pronounce his dumb name? Does it rhyme with “cutie pie?”

Crazy. It’s almost like people’s behavior is judged in the context of their personalities!

Ah, of course!

Does anybody know why these treats have been named “truffles” when truffles are already a very different kind of food?

Awwwww. While I’m touched that you’re so interested in me, I’m not annoyed. I mostly just feel bafflement and a slight sense of pity.

I’m convinced that Joey Tallywacker is engaging in a Trump-esque experiment in which he’s seeing how dumb he can go and still get tons of support. So far, he hasn’t found the bottom. People love him and his terrible jokes and puns.

You’re right. What makes you think I believed otherwise?

Certainly the financial incentive has been reduced, but some people genuinely care about reducing their carbon footprint, and even more people care about others thinking they’re environmentally conscious and early adopters of cool tech.

I disagree with your premise that Clinton is widely hated. I think people are mostly just cold about her.