I love you.

Don’t be obtuse.

I’m not defending the coach, but surely you can see that doing the right thing is harder when it will potentially send your child to prison.

If you weren’t moved by the final scene when the pandas were reunited on the top of Kilimanjaro, I don’t know what to tell you.

Here’s a good test if this is sexism at work:

My comforter goes inside a washable, cotton comforter cover. Problem solved.

Should she have to? Of course not.

I thought that current evidence suggest cilantro-aversion is not related to the Supertasting gene, but to something related to the sense of smell.

I saw the headline and my first thought was, “I wonder which commenter is going to politicize this with a really lame, obvious, pun.”

Welcome to the Deadspin comment section.

I’m not a wrestling fan and don’t know much about Daniel Bryan, but this made me sad because he’s losing something he obviously cares so much about, and he seems like a good guy.

It works (think of the word “dick” as a noun, rather than a proper noun), but it’s clumsy, easy and not especially funny. In other words, it’s vintage Joey Tallywacker!

I don’t think I implied that you have to risk your life, and if I did, that wasn’t my intent.

Physical intervention should be a last resort, but sometimes you’ve got to step up, even at risk to yourself.

Holy shit, what are you, Steve Wozniak?

Oh, I grew up in Connecticut, so I’m plenty familiar with the casual racism of some Italian-Americans.

This article is vintage Clover Dope.

That’s a helluva reach.

You asked for a counter-example and I gave you one.

I don’t think it’s on the hotel to train their valet’s on how to foil abductions.