The 45-minutes estimate is only if you don’t puke it back up.

but none of them seems to be working as hard on it as Hilary Clinton.

While I didn’t expect the same exact Colbert from The Colbert Report, I did expect better than we’re getting.

Or any week, really.

Could be a dude that self-identifies as a butterfly.

I have a ‘12 coupe. Since the top arc of the steering wheel lies right between the tiers in my line of sight, it’s hardly even noticeable.

Wow, that’s some wasted hate right there.

I once knew a really tall guy who dated a really short woman.

He just wants his kids back.

Anyone who understands physics > Anyone who has hunted extensively

There’s no evidence anybody missed a flight because of this.

Oh please. It didn’t NEED to do anything but help this douchebag feel smug and self-satisfied that he is “doing something” without him actually, you know, accomplishing anything.

I once had a pocket knife confiscated before a flight. I didn’t realize it was in my carry-on. But I was never under any circumstances going to be a threat to the plane or to fellow passengers. I would imagine that the extremely vast majority of confiscated weapons have nothing whatsoever to do with terrorism or…

You’re missing the point. It’s not semantics, it’s intent.

Chemtrails.

“Back, and to the left.”

Wouldn’t they just sell as many ‘world disks’ as they’re selling globes?

That’s nonsense, but it IS true that part of the real reason we invaded Iraq after 9/11 was so wealthy contractor friends of the administration could get wealthier. In fact the dots between Bush-Cheney-Halliburton are so easy to connect, I’m not even sure it can be called a conspiracy.

Theater, sure, not security theater. Nothing he did was intended to make anyone wrongly believe air travel was safer than it is.

The rules are there to protect you.