I have a ‘12 coupe. Since the top arc of the steering wheel lies right between the tiers in my line of sight, it’s hardly even noticeable.

Wow, that’s some wasted hate right there.

I once knew a really tall guy who dated a really short woman.

He just wants his kids back.

in a shoot that’s, predictably, photographed by Terry Richardson.

“serving alcohol is not a central duty of being a flight attendant.”

Or every pro-war Republican candidate who has ever used “Born in the USA” without a clue that the song is a harsh indictment of the government, the military industrial complex and how poorly we treat our returning soldiers.

Hubby makes me want to go watch old Hee Haw episodes on youtube.

Definitely have to fence off Florida, but only to protect it from LouisiGeorgiaBama.

I’ve noticed Google’s new logo also uses less memory.

There are more of us than you think. We just don’t bother attending games so you can’t really count us.

Has anyone found a way to blame the cops for this yet?

In other words, you’ve always has a sick and twisted fantasy.

Silly, yet so accurate.

Sanders has the exact same chance of becoming president in 2016 as Trump does, which is the same chance Thompson, and Guiliani for that matter, had in 2007.

I do not think it is at all hyperbolic to call someone who voted to give Bush the authorization for war with Iraq a hawk.

Well, the punditocracy now thinks Trump has a chance, so that should tell you something.

The stakes are too high to spend a vote where it won’t do any good.

He bailed out and endorsed McCain two months before the first primary, who exactly thought he had a shot?

Cause: I want an unelectable candidate to win the election.