No, it’s 2015 and any joke that is offensive to the most easily offended of us must never be told.

How does this dumb fuck still have a job?

If their god does exist, and if the bible is to be believed, he’s ruthlessly slaughtered more innocent people that the Confederacy could have ever dreamed of. He’s the most evil character in the history of written fiction, and you think he’d disapprove of slavery?

Even if it was urine, pee is sterile

It’s also a bad business model. Companies that bend over backwards to make sure I “feel good” about my experience are companies that will get my repeat business. Companies that place their employees’ welfare over mine generally are not.

So “customer service” isn’t really your thing, huh?

It’s not so bad when you realize that most of these stories are made up.

Okay for this alone to happen during job training shocked me and then it just got so much worse. How are there so many certifiable maniacs working for one company?

Hell no! This is our year!

Well, there is precedence. Scooter Libby also betrayed the fuck out of his country and the then Pres. Bush pardoned him. Well, commuted his sentence, but it’s the same thing really.

Just sickening.

So you’re a poker dealer?

So, if somebody disagrees with you politically, it’s OK to steal their stuff?

Ugh. Why couldn’t it have been THIS Batman?

Actually, her labia are covered. As they are in the most all of her provocative pics.

Like everyone else, I get the “no books were found” message.

It’s a very short step from believing in god to believing in demonic possession.

I even get creeped out when I think about the Police Officers watching to review the evidence, given their penchant for racism/sexism already.

I know, right? To my surprise, I was actually able to fap to it!

Why don’t you tell us what shitty music *you* like so we can all ‘be that person’?