Well, if not for him, I would have fewer pictures of Miley Cyrus naked.

Why can yours never be cleaned? I clean mine all the time.

You could invite my wife over to cook you dinner.

Hernandez reportedly used Facebook to carry out the chilling assault.

Me too. I would have thought an advanced society would outgrow superstitions.

Change it. Or start working from home with Google.

Oh, you were being serious. Sorry, I forgot this was Lifehacker and not Gawker. :-)

It would be a much simpler guide. My Hot Summer Prep includes making sure my air conditioner works and keeping a bottle of water with me. Beyond that, there's nothing really that needs to be done.

How To Prep Your Car For Winter, Miami Edition:

Morgan 3-Wheeler. Dafuq?

I had never heard of her before reading this article. And based on this limited information, I do not have a very high opinion of her.

If you're a "part time" vegetarian, you're NOT a vegetarian.

Eh, they were probably guilty of other bad stuff they got away with, so it all balances out.

So this woman lied about being raped at this frat, but it's somehow the frat that's to blame for having to go through this mess.

It's funny when people seriously believe "praying" means anything outside of their own heads.

Intangibles! It's all about the intangibles!

YAWN

What argument is there to be had about the dictionary definition of a word?

Fortunately we are not arguing about the dictionary definition of "crime."

Find me the dictionary definition of "crime" that says an act of lawbreaking must be successfully prosecuted in order for it to be properly called a crime. Prove to me that you are right and I'm wrong.