While this may be true to not enjoy the misfortune of others, there is nothing wrong with appreciating the ironic inevitability of this. 

heads up you refer to TTYD as “The Origami King” in the 7th paragraph

Am I the only one that never had a problem with this? The spin always worked like I wanted it to. The only motion controls that I really had an issue with in Galaxy was the wave surfing missions. The rest usually worked responsively for me.

You realize 15 years ago was 2005 right?

I don’t get it, but I’m kind of like, “That’s Far Side”.

I wouldn’t be surprised if they do multiple characters from arms, all as different costumes. Like what they did with Baby Bowser.

Perhaps Uncle, from Jackie Chan Adventures.

Humans in video games are not human enough to make comedy work. The timing is always off. In ‘Portals (2), the comedy comes from robots and disembodied voices like Stephen Merchant and JK Simmons and it’s genius.

I love milk and always have. I will defend my snow white beverage of choice until the end! How can you make real hot cocoa without milk? What would my special spaghetti sauce be without that dash of cream at the end? And dammit, YOU EAT CEREAL WITH MILK. I don’t wanna hear from you weirdos who eat it dry or whatever.

Heh heh heh.  Oh, white dot with blue tail, will you ever find what you’re looking for?

A lot of movies (or games or books or anything, really) are great but also emotionally taxing - sometimes they’re great because they’re so evocative and taxing. Where you might be grateful for experiencing it, but would think twice about seeing it again. I was one of the few people it seems who really loved mother!…

Not sure how it’s on Twitch in this case. If it jumped up in views it would have been on their radar, but the article says it was shared on other platforms. They don’t have Twitch mods watching and censoring every channel 24x7 for someone doing something like this. And they shut it down as soon as it was discovered.…

Yes. I understand that. I read the article. What exactly do you not understand about me pointing out that cherries and almonds do not taste the same?

I get it. This is much like Al Capone finally getting convicted for tax evasion. After all the crimes he committed, where everyone knew he did it, they got him on the only thing they could prove and it was a sliver of his real guilt. But they got him.

In a way, this attitude is why it’s taken this long for them to find something to hang impeachment on in the first place. People have been waiting around for a smoking gun and ignoring the fact that this dope has been leaving fingerprints, and hair and fibers all over the damn place. It’s why the Mueller report…

you mean “White Evangelicals”, which are not the same as Christians

So I genuinely dont mean this to rain on his parade, its a genuine question, do we not count the part after this where (SPOILERS) ganon turns into a giant boar and you have to shoot at him with light arrows as part of the game or using a weapon? If so I guess I understand that because technically it is forced upon…

Dr. Lizardo, General Mills has made it quite explicit that Wheaties must be consumed for breakfast every morning in order to make one a champion. At no point has General Mills claimed, explicitly or implicitly, that a single serving of Wheaties would make one a champion. Were that the case, the world would be inundated…

I think a big part of why The Jungle Book succeeded was juxtaposing an actual human against the animals. It made it feel like the book is supposed to feel- the animals *aren’t* human and Mowgli is what’s weird so you expect that contrast.

It won Best Animated Short at the Oscars...