Julie Klausner!

Cameron Diaz's performance looks AWFUL and until someone acknowledges the absence of Lily St. Regis and Rooster Hannigan, I am not excited by this at all.

I have watched this show religiously for 9 years. I am aware of this theory and have always dismissed it until last night. Worst idea EVER.

I hate stories like this, because MRAs love them. False rape accusations are about as statistically common as meteor strikes and are a completely specious, idiotic reason to discount rape accusations. But high profile ones like this (yes I am assuming that Faircloth is lying, literally every single piece of evidence…

Tonight's Adventure Time is gonna be intense! I wonder what they're gonna do? I really doubt they're going to break the status quo and get rid of Ice King permanently, but I think it would be cool if Simon was able to be a cast member. I can dream...

She is. I saw a promo last night that was a phone call between Simon and Marceline. It's going be heart wrenching I just know it.

If Marceline is in this Simon/Ice King episode. I will cry. I will sob openly, a grown man at a children's cartoon. Deal with it.

I ran what he said about Rob Lowe in a quick Baldwin > Sane People translator and I'm fairly sure it was really:

Oh thank god, he was the woooooorst

The cycle of terrible parenting is real.

B.J. Novac was the hottest man on that show.

Congratulations, I guess, on being able to achieve serenity about horrific child abuse that didn't happen to you?...

Petty? This poor women had to endure years of torment by her mother and you think it's petty to finally be able to express "my mother was evil and horrible and I'm glad she's dead"? When she was alive the fear probably stopped her children expressing themselves and once someone dies society dictates you be as nice as…

I want to time travel and hug the children you were, and I want to regular travel and shake the hand of the adult you have become.

Why would you use a cropped version of that gif? The full is so much better.

Patrick Stewart has completely embraced everything that has happened to him and I can't help but smile.

I feel that pretty much everything "struggles" with Banjo Mamet and that she takes it all personally.

I don't know who this Seth guy is. That's Dave Rygalski. If Lane Kim hadn't married Terry Bellefleur, I'd be heartbroken for her.