"No biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and 'please kill me now' that I'd never get back,"

Oh really? Well then she made a good choice by not wasting both her time and yours. Seeing you just admitted you would have been an ungrateful little shit.

Sheen is lashing out like an…

You mean, grabbing their boobs?

Can we get a montage of Riri taking pictures with her fans"

"Hey, hey, hey, Ri Ri, hey. Its me, Charlie Sheen. You know, from Platoon. Anyway, I can see its your birthday because you are here with all your friends and you are having fun, but would you might posing with my fiance while I take pictures and talk too close to your face? I was almost in the Mighty Ducks but a space…

Seriously A+ on picking these photos.

Well, I know Charlie Sheen is a grandpa, but ending that rant there with "junior" has made him officially behave like a grandpa. So nice going there.

This "experiment" is anecdotal evidence. Typical bullshit too, like wisdom of nature, our ancient ancestors thrived!, immune-booster, "her body was cleaning itself."

I love love love that The Jolie-Pitt crew has turned into such philanthropists. We need more celebrities to lead this charge. From the outside, it looks like they are doing really cool work to redevelop NOLA. Any insiders have local knowledge of this. Make It Right.

I love how the Goopster has lowered the bar so much that Ms. Jolie even displaying the most basic level of rudimentary self-awareness is applause worthy.

Yeah, don't understand what she's doing there. Couldn't they invite someone else from Mad Men, like, hmmm, Elizabeth Moss?

How nice for Jessica Paré to be included in the "best". If anything, TV really needs to be more diverse so that white mediocracy stops rising to the top.

So beautiful. What a tremendous gift!

This is like the only post ever where this would be an appropriate comment.

Ugh. I watched that whole thing go down live. #Prombat was happening for a solid hour before Rihanna turned up.

Pssh, vaginas smashmimas. Reproductive rights legislation pales in comparison to Celebrities Gone Wild.

Yeah, but then how could everyone at Jez wank about how similar they are to Beyonce—oh sorry, 'Queen Bey'—and project all types of irrelevant feels on to her life?

How many articles are there going to be about this?

Awful lot of projecting going on when we don't really have any idea what happened...

She's not "defending" anyone, what she's doing is called assault.

eta: sorry about the size on that mofo.