My favorite feature of the Gingerbread Estate is how all of the gingerbread women hold their purses tightly if you add a chocolate cookie to the set

Holy fuck 6lb of pork for $100. Maybe the only time I am thinking ass rape may be better than bacon.

Man, I could read Drew hate things all day. Just an appreciation.

Has Doug ever corrected any story, ever, no matter how badly it's needed?

SEXIST PIG

You have summed the experiential arc of reading every Doug article ever.

I LOVE ARGENTINIANS! Mostly to make jokes at their expense!

Jay Mohr is just the worst. I say this as a fellow professional comedian. I didn't think I could hate the 12-3 time slot on my local Sports Talk station more than I did when Jim Rome was on it. Now they replaced it with Mohr. You learn something new every day.

It wasn't Willie Nelson's reps that gave the "scheduling conflict" excuse . . . it was a SeaWorld rep. Then Willie Nelson spoke to CNN about his decision and how it was based on his feelings that what they do at SeaWorld is not okay. So you may want to correct your story, and SeaWorld may want to explain itself.

This Doug guy doesn't Google stuff, does he?

I've never found Jay Mohr even remotely funny at these events. Or in general, for that matter.

Ugh why is he still working here?

Completely callous and fucking asinine. Was about to comment on the same thing.
And not funny! NEVER FUNNY. That might offend me most of all.

And I immediately thought "Doug wrote this didn't he?". Scrolled up, yup, there it is.

I know this isn't entirely relevant, but when I got to

"the death of SeaWorld trainer Dawn Brancheau at the flippers of an orca"

I thought "hmm...that was a bit...insensitive? Callus? Like, instead of at the hands of whomever, it's a whale, so it's at the flippers of it.. ha ha?"

Then I got further in the same sentence

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"Comedian....Jay Mohr?" I recognize all three of those words, but the manner in which you have arranged them confuses me.

I think Danica can take a joke for gods sakes her old boss was David Letterman.
I just don't think Jay Mohr is a comic genius and well to be honest not that funny. I would go as far as saying a "C" list comic.

This whole article is not fair, and not really based in reality. Because Jay Mohr is definitely not a comedian.

Clearly Jay Mohr was just grasping at low-hanging fruit and even with them he just made the obvious jokes.