It’s so facetious on his part. He’s putting it out there knowing the crowd will (and they will because it’s Cincinnati, which is Kentucky as far as we former Ohio residents are concerned,) then he can plead plausible deniability that he is responsible.

“Hey, I told them not to call your mother a whore.  What do you…

There I was, behind center for the Buffalo Bills. What madness led to this I had no time to ponder. As the supple leather of the ball slid into my hand, I took one step back, then two, then three. As I surveyed the field for potential recipients, I saw an outside linebacker charging like an angry rhino directly at my…

FUCK. AND. YES.

You propose two old white people on the ticket in a party which is racially diverse and in which black women are our most loyal base?

and then

It’ll be very interesting to see how the USMNT manages to completely squander his entire prime...

She would leak the slack chats

This is absolutely the ONLY answer

Hmmm....interesting

Now that I think about it this is the most grievous oversight on the list.

Run you stupid fucking ombudsman! Run!

How the fuck am I not on this list

This isn’t about legitimizing her path to the presidency. It’s about acknowledging that she does something well, and if the frontrunners were smart they would copy some aspects of her approach to messaging on the debate stage. 

Sorry, rant ahead.

Why not? It’s clear somebody ought to explain it to you as you understand it so poorly.

But why would you change the puppy’s name if it was already Chalupa. 

Oh, go whine on your tiny violin somewhere else, you worthless cockwalloper. Quit fucking our elections.

what a fucking gem of a human. i don't have anything constructive to add to this conversation. i just like hearing about her and knowing she's out in the world being such a goddamn force of nature. 

No, he was busy gloating about how he now owned the tallest real estate in Southern Manhattan.

I don’t know how I have any room left in my soul for shock and loathing for this “man”, and yet every. damn. day. he flips a switch that somehow, my naivety accepts as a new low for him. I really feel like my brain is broken, because I keep trying to accept that old chestnut of “He can’t possibly be worse than this”.