I’ve never found Jerry Seinfeld as a comedian even remotely amusing but Seinfeld the show is my favorite show ever and my kids like it too (late teens, early 20s) also - Friends suuuuuuuucks!!!!!!!!
Diffusion of responsibility so no one individual feels solely responsible for killing the person, on firing squads one or more shooter would sometimes be issued a weapon with a blank round (unknown to them) for the same reason.
Only safe name change would be “Tostada”, most people wouldn’t be able to tell the difference and said with the same cadence and inflection, neither would pup.
The Twitter clip showing the pasty fat guy tits down in the aisle of a football stadium while his fat wife stumbles over his cadaver to kick some ass (all filmed and cheered on by the mayor of Jacksonville) IS Florida.
The Varga line of reasoning - anonymity and $200 off the rack suits, bulimia and acid washed teeth optional.