I’ve never found Jerry Seinfeld as a comedian even remotely amusing but Seinfeld the show is my favorite show ever and my kids like it too (late teens, early 20s) also - Friends suuuuuuuucks!!!!!!!!

Boooo

He’ll wish he was never bjorn when Thor gets a hold of him.

How about you have 24 teams qualify through the in-place qualifying system and the remaining 8 teams are the highest FIFA ranked teams who didn’t qualify?
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Diffusion of responsibility so no one individual feels solely responsible for killing the person, on firing squads one or more shooter would sometimes be issued a weapon with a blank round (unknown to them) for the same reason.

Only safe name change would be “Tostada”, most people wouldn’t be able to tell the difference and said with the same cadence and inflection, neither would pup.

Need a debate moderated by Trevor Noah, Sam Bee, John Stewart and a couple precocious youths on PBS.

....most commercial airliners remain powered up and operational for weeks.... Read more

The Twitter clip showing the pasty fat guy tits down in the aisle of a football stadium while his fat wife stumbles over his cadaver to kick some ass (all filmed and cheered on by the mayor of Jacksonville) IS Florida.

The Varga line of reasoning - anonymity and $200 off the rack suits, bulimia and acid washed teeth optional.

People who couldn’t think their way out of a wet paper bag coming for David Simon on Twitter and ending up in a pine box is one of only 4 reasons for Twitter to exist.