He's nine years old, Trump's his favorite president, and he had a Make America Great Again cake for his birthday.

He's nine years old, Trump's his favorite president, and he had a MAGA cake for his birthday.

Gay.

We get it. You're doing Nananano or whatever the fuck it is in November. Now shut up on Facebook about it already.

RIP The Shuffle Thread in Reasonable Discussions.

"These motherfucking snakes have gotten wet. They're completely useless now."

That's why the letter isn't folded.

And Jesus Christ, what "9 year old" spells like that? I wasn't an ace student or anything at that age, but I'm pretty sure I knew it wasn't spelled "monny."

Hmmmm. I know what Pickle's going to be doing tonight. Reviewing lots and lots of fanfiction. Pickle's going to have so much fun.

But seriously, I don't get people getting so "hysterical" over The Emoji Movie. It's a silly family movie, not the end of the world. Jeez.

Fun little fact: "Pickle" is 45 years old.

To be fair, the movie already has a ton of superheroes without introducing any new ones….

Yes, but will Captain Planet be in it?

Except that, she's probably not the person making any of these decisions, so…

*takes a bow*

Call Pepsi Man. He should help you. He helps everyone. What a great guy he is!

Coke Zero to Coke Hero
It never tastes flat
Coke Zero to Hero
Just like that!

*sniffles*

Odd. I was told having a "make your own coke" machine could get you 10-20.

Take that back RIGHT NOW!!!!