Wrecking Ball is easily one of the best pop songs of the last five years.

"The Clinton email scandal is not going away…"

Because I hate myself, I decided to look at Hannity's Twitter because of your post, and we have…

We have a winner!

Miracles From Heaven 2 was a lot more cynical than I thought it would be.

I'm too depressed tonight to click on that.

I only do that on Fridays.

It's late, okay?

12 Years Under Obamacare

When's my tale of hardship, 12 Years A White Guy, finally going to be told? I've had to deal with things like people making fun of my dance moves and everything.

That's nothing like Sesame Street's latest attempt to get more timely…

*Mike Pence rubs his hands together, cackles madly as he places another racist disc into the Robot Trump 3000*

Because as ideologically insensitive as Mel Gibson and the Blue Eyes' hit single Nazi See, Nazi Jew is, it is also unfortunately catchy as fuck.

I'm really tired of being called "too sensitive." Fuck, I'm almost afraid to post here at all out of fear some troll might decide to play with me, which is something I really fucking can't deal with tonight.

Why have none of the Die Hard films come out at Christmas?

This joke is in terrible taste, and is also a not really fair shot at Hanna Barbara. *upvotes*

If they don't, they should.

Was the 1990 Jetsons: The Movie worth checking out? I didn't catch it in theaters (I was like three years old!), but Wendy's did have cups for it.

"Hey, kids, eat a Big Mac so you can look like me, Uncle Ruckus!"

Because he himself may not be. But he wants the racists on his side because they are "scale-tippers" in elections. The GOP has been doing this since at least Nixon, catering to that section of America without ever being "officially" racist, but Trump has been far less…cautious about it.