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I don't wish a brain tumor on anyone.

As far as the GOP goes these days, McCain has been one of the good ones overall. Very sad news.

Papa Trump sat in his living room, a pipe in one hand, a slice of TRUMP jerky (the best in the world) in his other, and he was about to open up a copy of the failing New York Times, when he asked his maid/pussy-grabbee "Bitch, where is my son? And my campaign manager? And my son-in-law?"

"He should really be focusing more on his bartering skills. They'll be a
lot handier in the cigarette based economy he'll shortly be living in."

"This fucking weak-chinned plastic dickless Ken doll…"

So have Kellyanne and Ann Coulter dived in on this yet?

Nicely said, me!

Cersei, you have…issues.

Dunkirk thread: So should I be excited or cautious over the terrific reviews that this is getting? Because The Dark Knight Rises got "it should be nominated for Best Picture" buzz early on, and then the movie came out, so…

I like Season 2 of Korra, and if you haven't gotten to the "Origin of the First Avatar" episodes yet, you're in for a treat.

Sorry, but it didn't head in the right direction. Not all jokes land…in baskets.

*Sad upvote*

Yeah.

Shitting on a Mirror is the long-lost Prince album which will be released in 2020.

"Sean Bean looks fat. I hope he loses like 8-9 pounds."

Toilet Thread: Ever sat on a toilet which had a mirror in front of it for some reason? Our house's downstairs bathroom has the sink in front of the shitter, which means you can watch yourself take a dump, but I've been in at least one restroom stall which had a full-bodied mirror in it.

And I'm not sure if you're a troll or not.

I don't tend to get upset over most fan shipping, but Hans and Elsa ("Helsa") makes me sick to my fucking stomach for some reason. He tried to cut her fucking head off and used her sister's naivete to gain power! Having Elsa fall in love with him is like "Esmeralda wants Frollo to fuck her brains out" level wrong.

And fuck the whole "click bait" quality of it.

Not a "fuck this shit" per se, but I am saddened by the "controversy" that's been surrounding Kermit the Frog lately (to the point where I haven't been reading most of the articles).