For fuck's sake, who the hell cares?

Ex and the City

Dredd "fans": "Zack Snyder is so lame! He uses slow-motion for his action sequences! He's a fucktard!"

Because Dredd made $11 million total at the box office against a $45 million budget. Which is why Pitch Perfect got sequels when Dredd didn't.

You earned that upvote, my friend.

When's someone gonna start a "Why haven't they made a sequel to Dredd?" thread?

All of your pitches involve thumb-sucking, though.

I meant a good joke.

There's probably a Demolition Man joke in here somewhere.

Taco Bell is delicious.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

"Pull the string! Pull the string!"

"Evil bitch!"

Which is why it's great she took pictures of the employees and the person who "took her seat," I guess?

Evil bitch.

To quote the trailers for Steven Spielberg's War of the Worlds, "They're already here."

Thank you for endorsing the raping of my childhood.

Yes, but will she still do the classic "Dr. Who's on first?" sketch?

Welp, that didn't take long….

Gandalf: "They are coming…"