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"How can you be a fan of this television series and still harbor that level of negativity about people who are different than you?"

Welp, the new Doctor is a woman. I suggest we all plan a line of defense for when the army of MRAs invades here.

War for the Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny: Santa tells a bunch of kids the story of a heroic astronaut who blew up the planet because he was pissed off. When the children get confused, he tells them another story about how two apes traveled back in time to the 70's. It was funny and the kids loved it until the two

I'm excited for this. Smith is perfect casting, and this will give him a much-needed comeback for what audiences love to see him do.

Both Sherlock Holmes movies were a blast, and The Man From U.N.C.L.E. is one of the most criminally underrated good times of the last five years.

And featuring the Oscar-nominated song It's Goblin Spelled Backwards!

Also, eating bologna is the only way!

Spoiler alert: in Trolls 2, they're eating her, and then they're gonna eat me.

This democracy is all wet. It's completely useless now.

Excellent. Now they can have a joke about this when they bust DMX out of prison in The Expendables 4.

Oh, yeah, because teens were never reading Goosebumps, right?

You damn whipersnappers and your clouds of music. In my day, we listened to CDs, AND WE LIKED IT! *dies in rocking chair*

You mean it doesn't make you want to go full-Venom?

What's Charlie Sheen up to these days?

I hate to be "that guy," but wasn't Allen acquitted? And wasn't the evidence against him really not that much to go on?

Is this why I can't log into DeviantArt?

Yes, he was also very good. But Rush was even better.

Also, nice to see Elena of Avalor get a nomination, even if it's for the Sofia the First crossover I wasn't the biggest fan of.

Geoffrey Rush was outstanding on Genius. Glad to see him get a nomination.

Is this sarcasm? Game of Thrones isn't in the race this year.