I'm just here to avoid the needlessly negative Game of Thrones piece. Or at least I'm assuming it is from the headline.

"There. I just saved you two boring, boobless hours."

Trump's the kind of guy I'd like to have a beer with.

The game ends when it traps Ben Carson instead for some reason.

Austin Powers in Octopussy

We could always play a life-sized game of Mouse Trap and place a copy of the
book under the cage and see what happens. However, we would need to find a diver unafraid of breaking his neck after flipping over backwards into an empty tub.

A Beautiful Mind & Robin

I think that Peter Griffin becoming obsessed with seeing The Day the Clown Cried would be a great Family Guy episode, even it lasted for like the first eight minutes before the "Lois is worried because she has a gray hair" plot.

Wow. The South Park porno spoof really is terrible.

Except for Gentle Herpes.

ALTERNATE FACTS: The Nutcracker: The Untold Story is a Christmas classic I love to watch every year at least twice.

So….Canada's standards for the job are pretty low then?

On the bright side, this does give me another chance to share this gloriously terrible fanfiction:

SCARY AS FUCK! I was about to do this.

A Beautiful Mind Begins

"Alright. I told you one prayer only though, so I hope you're happy about doing this instead of turning back time to give Trump his own shitty movie deal with Lionsgate or something to stop him from getting into politics."

A Beautiful Mind II: Don't Mind Me

Wait, so you can see The Day the Clown Cried in France?

*Jodie Foster casts Mel Gibson in enchanting dramady The Penis immediately*

The French hate everything, though. And everyone. Heck, they probably even booed Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World there.