I dunno. Can you still post on The AV Club in state?

Yeah, but he's "great friends" with Comey, which is "very, very disturbing," but "hopefully he'll come up with an honorable conclusion."

Not according to the POTUS…

Serious question: did anyone actually watch The Mask animated series?

G.I. Joe takes a surprisingly liberal stance on the matter (while still devouring the American flag in a slice of apple pie with a hot dog), while Joe Black is waiting for someone to meet him.

Joe Six-Pack, meanwhile, becomes an independent, while Joey from Friends doesn't know what to do.

I don't know. My family is watching Hannity in the other room. Please pray for me during this troubling time.

Yes, but they currently have his kids.

Also leaving the GOP: Joe Dirt, Joe Cool, Mighty Joe Young and even Joe Somebody.

We'll have NONE of that shit over here, you hear me?

I suppose I deserve spoilers after clicking on an article for a series I haven't seen yet…

Stop that!

And Trump Jr.'s going to be on fucking Hannity tonight, "to discuss the latest New York Times report and meeting with Natalia Veselnitskaya, along with his thoughts on the media.”

"The President is frustrated because he wants to remain focused on issues like health care, and tax reform, and the economy…"

*Kellyanne Conway starves to death during CNN interview she refuses to leave*

But Trump will "never stop fighting for the American people!"

Trump was in Ghosts Can't Do It.

She's not answering any questions. At all. She's not defending or anything.

Sanders is literally not answering any questions during this press conference. At all. She keeps referring to Trump's statement about his son being a "high quality person."

Trump's not nearly smart enough to do that, though. If he were a sleeper agent, he'd have to boast about it.