Libtard media.

Orange is the New Orange

BENGHAZI!!! CLINTON EMAILS!!! OBAMA NOT PUTTING COFFEE DOWN TO SALUTE A MARINE! BENGHAZI!!!

The Cold War was kinda wrapping up in the 80's, though. Wouldn't the 60's make more sense?

I kinda love how people complain about "unpleasant" Henry Cavil's Superman is when he smiles frequently in Man of Steel, has no real reason to smile much in Batman v Superman (but still maintains his virtue), and isn't nearly as bleak as is he in several of the comics (especially of the last decade).

I was once told people would walk all over me, because I wasn't very smart. Ironically, she looked rather stupid as she said this, her finger neatly tucked under her thumb.

Kristen Schaal would've had the teeth.

"It's funny because Squirrel Girl gets dead!"

Minions probably accidentally hacked into the DNC, but they're kind thin on numbers these days, as they're divided among Trump, Putin and North Korea (which is very proud to finally have Minions).

I laugh when the Minions laugh at fart jokes.

"Although they’re not quite as confusing as grown adults who wear Winnie the Pooh sweatshirts, people over the age of 12 or 13 who are really into the Despicable Me movies are their own breed."

Wow…

I blindbought it for $3.99 and have yet to watch it. It was the same day I saw Frozen for a second time (in which I also cried buckets).

District 9 is still holy ground, man. I cried buckets.

No. It's CNN hilariously getting shot down. Because CNN is so dumb, amIrite?

*Morgan Freeman cracks his holy knuckles together*

Breaking: Michael Bay takes over District 9 sequel.

He made a movie in which Matt Damon was bald the whole time into a hit. I'd say give the guy a little credit.

I'm just sitting here amazed the site hasn't yet done a piece on Donald Trump Jr.'s Top Gun video.

My Life As A Zucchini: Well, at least the first twenty minutes or so before the Netflix disc crapped out. I'm going to assume he turns into a vegetable by the end of the film.