Hold the door Tom. Hold the door.

I can’t remember who but there were a couple different relief pitchers for the Red Sox in the mid-aughts who only pitched from the stretch. Must have been a pitching coach thing.

Sorry Tommy, nobody’s sympathizing with the sports writer here who was being a bit smug and then got called out on his bluff.

Dynamite camera work there.

I’m glad Grumpy McGrumperson is here!!

Billy Haisley is Deadspin’s Gregg Easterbrook.

I feel like an idiot because I never knew he was a good guitar player until today, and I liked his stuff too! Just never watched any of his live shows - damn he’s killing it here.

This is way too hawt for Sunday morning!

So many people game on laptops now a days - why are mobile graphics cards never included in these analyses? (Forgive me if I’m mistaken here, but I have a NVIDIA GeForce 840M and I never see any of the M-Series listed in these benchmarks).

Nah, you can’t be listening and talking at the same time - I call BS here. Just because your family does it doesn’t make it right, I travel all over the world for business and yes, there are interrupters everywhere but also good listeners everywhere.

Also, you have to be actually parodying the copyrighted work itself - here they’re parodying their own game and just using the song to accomplish that, but not parodying the song itself.

Lol this is so good

Hang on to your rats.

I mean - eating it plain, no, and like I said, I hate it as a topping. But when its blended in with a liquid it gives the result more of a cheesy texture than you can get with tofu or other similar “fillers”.

But the Red Sox really liked what they saw after calling Shaw up for good in August, and he hit a little better than he had at Triple-A.

But he is a monarch.

Lol you really need to stop reading the New York Post.

I wonder what a backyard barbecue with these two guys and their families would be like. The unstable, yet powerful patriarchs, everyone hoping they don’t drink too much and make little cousin Billy do the Rockettes dance for them again. “Higher Billy! Kick higher!”

OK - just go ahead then and have FIFA change the rules to allow this to happen first. Should be easy peasy.

Hawt take.