what the hell is up with maine and steve largent?!? haha that has got to be an error.

Apparently if you’re not getting appearances for a club like Chelsea at age 20 then you’re complete trash.

I honestly just don’t know what it is about your style Billy but you just can’t do smug & cheeky like some of the other Deadspin writers. Articles like this one don’t make me laugh, they make me wonder why the hell you’re picking on a 20 year old who’s trying to be professional and make the best of a situation he’d…

Really, every single NFL team is trying to find their own Aaron Rodgers—and there’s only one Aaron Rodgers.

A better bicycle kick I’ve never seen.

Big Papi will always be the best Red Sock.

Where’s Meechum?!? What if one of those fans had a gun??

He’s not being pedantic in the least bit, that’s the first thing I thought when I read that sentence.

I love the abundance of caution Tim is using here to avoid using the word bicycle.

90% of the action happens at least 15 seconds away from the intelligence.

Billy really Bicycle-Kicked this one.

Lol Patrick you idiot, a bicycle kick is when you’re just running and sort of jump up and kick it in. I have no idea what a half-bicycle kick is but it’s certainly not what Muller did.

When it came down to playing for New England or not playing at all, Mayo chose the latter.

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Aww I googled it and I still don’t get the reference :-(

I like the other jokes in this thread but you really laid an Egg here.

I hurt my ankle my senior year in high school and couldn’t run track that year. So instead I operated the scoreboard for my twin sister’s softball team.

Someone needs to be learned about the massive Scioto river that cuts through Central Ohio. Guess them fancy smart east-coasters don’t know everything.

Martin Brodeur responds to Vezina: “Because it’s 2016 and I’m not a moron. I also didn’t die of Tuberculosis at age 39.”