He’s not being pedantic in the least bit, that’s the first thing I thought when I read that sentence.

I love the abundance of caution Tim is using here to avoid using the word bicycle.

90% of the action happens at least 15 seconds away from the intelligence.

Billy really Bicycle-Kicked this one.

Lol Patrick you idiot, a bicycle kick is when you’re just running and sort of jump up and kick it in. I have no idea what a half-bicycle kick is but it’s certainly not what Muller did.

When it came down to playing for New England or not playing at all, Mayo chose the latter.

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Oh hey Dickface! Go crawl back into your hole and stop browsing the internet for as long as it takes for the numbness to fade and you to finally process that everybody in your life can’t stand you. Sit with that feeling for a few weeks and then decide what you’re going to do to change yourself and make other people’s…

Do you go around the Internet specifically looking for occurrences where people use a word slightly out of its appropriate use but in a way in which everyone who reads it understands what the person meant and then derisively correct that person?

Took me a while to figure it out too when I started seeing it around but /s implies he’s being sarcastic.

Aww I googled it and I still don’t get the reference :-(

I like the other jokes in this thread but you really laid an Egg here.

I hurt my ankle my senior year in high school and couldn’t run track that year. So instead I operated the scoreboard for my twin sister’s softball team.

Someone needs to be learned about the massive Scioto river that cuts through Central Ohio. Guess them fancy smart east-coasters don’t know everything.

Martin Brodeur responds to Vezina: “Because it’s 2016 and I’m not a moron. I also didn’t die of Tuberculosis at age 39.”

My face is scorched from those takes. Albert will soon enter a cocoon state and eventually emerge all gooey as Satan’s 2nd Incarnation of Gregg Easterbrook.

So you guys are pretty determined to make this a thing, huh?

Ok so Tim is just straight up using the Deadspin platform to randomly troll his readers now. Great.

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