Rookie mistake.

The woman in this video has commented on the YouTube video to give a little more detail. I’m copying her comment here (the link to the YouTube video is in the article):

thanks, rihrih. you and kendall jenner are doing nothing but make me want to pierce my nip MORE.

get my state ID

Depends on the breed of dog, as to whether or not this is surprising....

I prefer "taxidermy and chill".

Eh, I’m pretty satisfied to stick with the dead rabbits, squirrels, birds, etc. that my cat brings back. I mean, how the fuck am I supposed to have sex with a bag of marijuana?

My dog is failing to live up to this high standard.

In the US you can also text Crisis Text Line at 741741 if you feel more comfortable texting

If you’re in the US and are thinking of taking your own life, call 1-800-273-8255 (the National Suicide Prevention Hotline).

@Yoko: Like this?

To be and not to be!

Schrodinger’s Hamlet: Inside of an ongoing play is a Dane who may or may not be insane. Both states are equally likely until a literature professor analyzes the text.

Yes.

Was that Hamlet or Schrödinger?

Was the skull supposed to be or not to be there?

When couples get divorced, I generally feel sorry for the kids but, nope, not gonna do it here.

In the red corner, weighing in at $250 million, the Stormin’ Mormon, the Massachusetts Flipper, The Corporation’s Champion, The Vulture Capitalist MITT ROMNEY!

“I puts the lotion on the skin.” Christie clarified in a deep monotone voice.