64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

Let me answer your question with one of my own:

To remind you that you are so poor that the only view you will ever get of this car is from behind the dirty glass of your econo-shitbox in which you will inevitably be buried.

Would love something like a BMW coupe, except with a Toyota badge on it.

Love ‘off-road’ vehicles that are capable of making it 40 feet further down a trail than a stock Yaris. 

It’s the kind of thing I’d come up with as an excuse if I thought polished rims were really ugly and low-rent, and didn’t want to spoil the looks of the car.

False.

Harsh... 

A neighbor of mine, a woman in her mid-fifties whose appearance might charitably be called “plain,” had car trouble several years ago, and as luck would have it, whatever electrical issue her car had suffered also bricked her cellphone that had been hooked to its charger.

I’m afraid this warning is a very American thing.

Enhance. What a Tool, CP on the 944 just for this

I know someone who won’t be buying one...

It’s an R35.

Really? No one has made a “drifting your Mustang” reference? It was literally right there, guys.

THIS is horse drifting... maybe

Some horses are already stanced.

$30,000 for a 2012-2015 Civic with leather and sound deadening?

Hard pass.

That’s the last time I feed my manifold Taco Bell...

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