Is it safe to assume we collectively opened the wrong envelope in November?

The biggest winner tonight: Steve Harvey

I would discourage any hypothetical daughter of mine from going to Baylor because I don’t want her to be around that particular batshit crazy kind of Christianity.

It’s close.

They are definitely ‘in the conversation’ with Penn State, but they really need a Joe Paterno type figure to seal it. Those are hard to come by.

“I don’t know what I’m talking about” but I’d wager everything I own Baylor is not “the best damn school in America.”

I think Trump and his ilk absolutely don’t want us viewing Iranian (or Syrian or Yemeni or whatever) culture, because then we might start to see those countries as complex human countries like our own and be less inclined to support a war against them.

Right? I mean even beyond that, what the hell sort of logic is it anyway?

So she’s suggesting that people physically assault people concerned about sexual assaults?

Yes. Has Trump condemned the killing of Indian immigrant Srinivas Kuchibhotla? Did he EVER release a proper statement on the Quebec City mosque shooting? No, because that brand of fanaticism and terrorism does not fit his narrative.

Couldn’t we just send all the telephone sanitizers, telemarketers and republicans to colonize the new planets, and tell them the rest of us will follow shortly?

Agreed. And there is also something to be said for the word fanaticism here. For the past fifteen years, in the United States, that word has been preceded by “Islamic.” We have our own ‘home-grown’ fanaticism and it’s an ugly one.

So are all of us progressives eventually going to colonize one of those new planets while right wingers mine the earth to its core for resources? I’ll make sandwiches and Irish coffee for the trip okay?

Nailed it

My favorite House Hunter types are the ones that want to experience Europe but bitch incessantly about a bathroom with no bathtub and lack of dish washer.

And Iceland has fewer shootings than Dick Cheney.

How can a fucking place called Iceland not like hockey?

You can stand under a steamy shower for days, however, and never run out of hot water, which makes it the best place in the world in my opinion. Additionally, while they believe in hill trolls they don’t actually elect them to the highest offices in the land.

All I can picture is Danny DeVito saying that.

I like that you actually have a set of mouse tongs. Yellow brand cats make the best mousers.