Maybe if we had more statues to Nazis all over the place, we'd understand their history better.

Watching 15 hours of the new Twin Peaks season (which I'm enjoying, but still), it's nice that there's a show that showing me a lot of shit and in a hurry.

And giant chains for some fucking reason? Like… who gives a shit?

I've never pooled that much money together to prevent something creepy.

Eddie Deezen?

Yes, yes. You've made that clear.

I'm gonna give it a go. I'm gonna give it an honest shot. If it's terrible, if it makes dicking off at work a real pain in the ass, I'll see you over at the AV Club After Dark.

Oh shit, I remember that game. It was on the computers in the lab and as a treat we got to play like an hour of it a week.

I was fine with the idea of "Coop" as we know him never coming back, but if he does come back, I look forward to never having to hear "Dougie's" name thirty-five times per scene that he's in.

This one will be louder and more in your face!!

Trump grabbed my bottom! Now my bottom's big!

BONUS: Those dipshits are completely inept and Trump would be dead in minutes.

Same place Jeff Bridges, California native, did.

God, I hope you're right.

I'm still not a Kevin Smith fan, but I appreciate how he publicly denounced Roman Polanski. Somehow, this is rare and seemed to take courage.

Faye Dunaway threw a cup of piss in his face. God bless her.

We do, though, imprison people who have committed crimes and then fled to escape the sentence.

And fucking tortured them.

My friend's dipshit brother online tried to explain how General Lee was totally anti-slavery and I didn't even fucking bother, because how can you reason with someone who thinks someone who fought for slavery and captured slaves was an anti-slavery advocate?

WHY ARE YOU TEARING DOWN THAT STATUE OF SADDAM HUSSEIN?! DON'T YOU WANT TO BE REMINDED OF HIM TO REMEMBER?!