If that's the case, ugh. I'm not making a new username. I'll just disintegrate after the switch.

As long as I can use my original login, I'll give it a shot.

If you can think of a better way to exchange long protein strings, I'd like to hear it!

I didn't sit through the town hall meeting… or read the comments. Will I be able to use my classic AV Club login or is it gonna go away?

HE BOWED TO SOMEONE!!

It's weird that not even that long ago, we had a president who could not only speak in complete sentences, but was witty and charming.

I'm more of a shruggalo.

Yeah, he didn't even pause to gather all the facts first.

Where the hell did all these flying cars come from?!

It's a teenage sex party!

Angry, angry young man.

I didn't see it when it was new, when would have been perfect as I was a kid, but it was on Netflix a couple years back so I watched it as an adult. It was pretty terrible.

You just saw it happen, apples!

YOU STOLE MY BIT!!

I've been hanging out with Donald Trump too much.

"George, let's have sex!"

I just thought you wanted to play Big Lebowski with me.

SHUT THE FUCK UP, JOSE!!

Hey he played him in Ed Wood! And Maurice LeMarche did the voice!

Now I know: Dave Chappelle wearing glasses looks like RuPaul out of drag.