*snickering*

"I'll comment on the baby guts!"

Not to mention the very-much-thriving industry of preying on poor people and keeping them poor. Being poor is incredibly expensive.

Shut up!

It's possible to join in a conversation and to even disagree with someone without being an asshole about it.

I wish the entirety of the GOP would disband.

And then they'll call Obama the N-word and not realize they've answered their own question.

[inquisitive grunt?]

Yeah, it's not like life is a fucking video game console. "Sorry, we don't make the Playstation 3 anymore since humans exist now."

When I worked the night shift at a call center, a co-worker asked the same question and I just easily, civilly answered, "That's a misconception! We didn't evolve from apes. We evolved along side them, we just share a common ancestor."

*studio audience laughs for five solid minutes*

If I'm gonna be honest, her anti-vaxxing, spitting-food-in-her-baby's-mouth shit really turned me off.

I'm not gay or even sexually attracted to him, I just want to have something to talk about at parties.

It's okay if it's Paul Rudd, though.

Fox needs to just step back and let creative people be creative. It worked with Logan.

How many goddamned Dan Hicks are there? I was thinking of the one from Evil Dead II.

I only ever saw the first one while donating plama and holy fucking shit. At one point, the stretchy guy kisses his invisible girlfriend (wife?) and she reappears and says, "You kissed my nose!" and the movie pauses for a laugh.

I'd rather see a reality show called Marvel's Runway.

If it makes you feel any better, it flopped pretty hard despite all its obnoxious marketing.

I'm a big fan of Surf's Up, personally.