My girlfriend, in response to Sarah saying she'd like to eat the trucker: "SHE ATE THAT KID!"

I loved when Cooper showed up with Truman in the following episode.

Dude, I was so scared Andy was gonna get sucked up into the Black Lodge and get his ass tortured or whatever after Albert had to save Gordon from a similar vortex.

So, way too many comments to wade through, but it appears though that Andy knows everything, right? He knows about the two Coopers? Gordon and company certainly know at this point, it's just a matter of them actually finding Dougie in Vegas.

Wow, holy shit did I enjoy last night's episode. Fucking LOVED it. Loved it just about as much as I did Episode 8.

"I would condemn this, but I'm hardly even human, so don't expect much from me."

He doesn't want to isolate his voter base of violent bigots.

Wow, you're a fucking asshole. I have an idea: Go fuck yourself.

It takes a truckload of cognitive dissonance, coupled with genuine assholery, with a healthy dose of pathetic self-loathing and genuine disgust in your garbage soul to unironically look at the situation that happened to those women and think that they were anything other than victims.

You have to keep coming back to this website after getting banned again and again and you think I give a SHIT that people like you mock people who care about women who were harassed by pathetic neckbeards? If anything, whatever you do, the opposite is clearly the correct choice.

You can try to obfuscate the actual controversy as "politicizing gamer culture" or some limp-dicked "ethics in journalism" (are you fucking serious?), but what it boils down to is that people like you do not give a shit about women and when rape threats are lobbed at them, you think to yourself, "Good," because they…

You're a fucking bad person, you know that? PEOPLE THREATENED TO RAPE THESE WOMEN, you fucking numbskull. Goddamnit, there's nothing good about you.

Geez, this conversation really seems to have upset you. You okay? Need a… safe space? Something, something… triggered, snowflake.

This is what happens when you get to a point and have an idea and no one tells you, "No."

I thought the first one was alright. The Michael Caine impression scene was really funny. It had that and some good food porn.

My cat is a feral rescue who is capable of great sweetness when she's in the mood. I got money for my birthday last week and used it to buy her a 6-foot-tall cat tree. She loves it, and when I went up to say hi, she slapped my across the face.

*R. Kelly's elevator opens, a waterfall of urine pours out over the investigators*

It's about ethics in hating women!

It's because snowflake, liberal tear, social justice warrior triggers!

*Joss Whedon draws sunglasses on Cyborg*