I've seen that described and it's such a stupid fucking excuse to want to see someone thrown into prison that I figured they had to be joking.

It reminds me very much of Soderbergh's "The Informant!", a true story too dumb to be real, but somehow was.

"You know, Pence was doing the exact same thing, only his sever wasn't secure, and he was actually successfully hacked—"

Can we get '90s Besson?

My favorite is how conservatives keep scoffing about this, of which there is amble evidence to support this full-blown investigation, while they lost their fucking shit when Hillary Clinton… how did she cause, Benghazi again? Because I know the Republicans cut funding to the embassy's security. She lied somehow,…

My lazy ass is not gonna do both on the same day! I'm lucky I'm even doin' anything at all!

If it helps, I didn't start exercising regularly until I started seeing a therapist for my depression.

"Imagine, if ya will, a got-damned man who got shit for brains…"

Well, damn, Netflix. This and a Scorsese movie reuniting Scorsese with both DeNiro and Harvey Keitel? You're kickin' ass lately.

Ah shit, I'm sorry to hear that.

Free weights are a lot of fun! I think you'll enjoy them once you actually start using 'em.

Running sucks, but I feel like because I hate it so much, I need to get good at it. I also feel like because it sucks so much, it must be, like, super good for me.

I love doing pushups man. The results happen so quickly!

I'm gonna be honest… I hate the gym. Every gym has its own problems, but the current problem I have with Planet Fitness is the sheer number of freaks who go there. It's right next to a Goodwill and a Little Caesars. I know I shouldn't be so judgy, but… I am. And it bothers me when all the mutants next to me on the…

What the hell are my comments doing under your name, Bill?!

Kids are kind of like alcoholics! I see her logic. Always with the crying, violent mood swings and occasional vomit/poop/pee accidents.

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"Whaddya mean the board is out of room?"

Plus side? Mesa can't POSSIBLY be more mutant-filled than it already is.

Whenever I watch something like The Road Warrior, I'm like… isn't there somewhere else people aren't wearing hockey masks and speedos or at least not fighting those people? That's where I'll be!