If you MUST bring this back, get Jonathan Collier and Paul Lieberstein.

Oh god, don't tell me KotH got co-opted by the alt-right, too.

All I know is that Bobby is still not funny, but has perhaps achieved a mild form of success… like, I don't know, he's Carrot Top's prop manager or something.

If anything, just have it be a one-off movie or something, show us what's changed since we've last been in Arlen. King of the Hill, in the early seasons, had the passage of time with both Bobby and Joseph aging. You can't recast Luanne, though. Brittany Murphy *is* Luanne, so for the sake of the show, poor Luanne…

I prefer him over the overanxious baby with a beard in front of him.

If he only knew what Network-esque future awaited him….

Rescue Reno 911?

Rescue 911 was the only 9-1-1 show we ever needed!

The kid gets what he wants, proves his parents right by almost blinding himself, but gets away with it by lying. I'm not even sure what the message is, but I'm pretty sure I love its nihilism.

"Brad didn't even blow Frank-n-Furter!" - My friend recapping the Rocky Horror musical for Fox.

I have a soft spot for both The Abyss and True Lies.

Do they still make PG or PG-13 movies with nudity anymore?

"It was just there so we watched it…" That was life in the 90s.

Hence the name, I suppose.

I remember I was at a dive bar a few years back and my friend had gotten very drunk very quickly. We were up at the bar splitting a pitcher and the movie "Titanic" was on TV. My friend said something like, "It's so weird that Titanic is just one of those movies that literally everyone has seen. Everyone's seen it!"

My grandma bought a VCR specifically so that she could watch "Titanic." I set the damn thing up for her and she tricked me into moving all this furniture since I was already there.

Ah, yes. I once spent a summer getting acquainted with the CBS soaps.

No, for sure, but compare the "opioid crisis" to the "crack epidemic." If you're gonna be addicted to drugs, first be rich. If you're not rich, at least be white.

Because when people like Rush (white men) are addicted to drugs, it's a national panic.

Well, I'd rather be too invested in a TV show than have to illegally obtain Viagra from foreign countries.