That's why this country is falling apart! Tommy Lee Jones and Brad Pitt think they're too good to shoot foam-rubber (or CGI) aliens in their fake faces!

I'm gonna get you high today, Jason, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no counselors… and you ain't got anyone to kill.

Also worth mentioning, James looks more handsome now than he did in the 90s. He's grown into his face or something.

I loved how in the remake of Nightmare on Elm Street, they teased the audience with something ACTUALLY interesting, the idea that the townsfolk's mob mentality got an innocent man killed…. but then they were like, "Nah," and did the same ol'.

These characters always need another movie that shows them getting their mask for the first time…. again.

And there was already a TCSM movie called Leatherface! It borrowed from two not-very-good-to-terrible preexisting properties!

Friday the 13th: The Beginning….

Oh, good, I always thought Leatherface needed a whole movie of backstory, up to and including a stint at a mental asylum, a la the Halloween remake. Nothing is scarier than removing mystery from something!

I Only Like Movies Where The Whole Cast Dances In A Little Box Next To The End Credits

I had a blast taking on ships in that game and forging fleets.

I drunkenly gave away two of my books at the bar on Friday. I… I hope they liked it!

It was my birthday, it went really well. I took the day off on Friday, went to a fancy hotel, drank a martini and went swimming. Came home, napped. Later that night, I went to a dive bar, met some friends and drank a lot.

"Look, Zach, I know Batman V Superman underperformed, but you're a good boy. Have a Justice League. But, Patty, if Wonder Woman is anything less than a sensation, you're fuckin' OUT, ya got it?!"

I just think Lynch is having a great time with Dougie, so he's here to stay until the last thirty seconds of the series finale.

I really felt like this episode was having a great time fucking with me.

By people who give a shit about transpeople?

In general, I'm just fucking sick to Goddamn death with "jokes" like this, killing transwomen, or murdering prostitutes. I don't give a shit if it makes me uptight, I just don't see the humor in mocking the reality that these people are murdered at an alarming rate and no one cares. I guess any joke on why subject can…

So anyway! Rest in, uh, peace… Or whatever.

It was basically, "I don't condone those things!" with a factoid tagged on at the end. He never apologized, let's be very clear on that.

Why don't MRAs ever have the Goddamn guts to admit what they are?