*Chastain's day gets worse when vladdrak knocks on her door*

Finally! The Batman/Saw crossover I've been waiting for!

Dude, I'd read that. Suggest it!

All Creatures Great and Small is one of those shows I never watched a WHOLE lot, but whenever it was on, it was really comforting and charming.

Who hauled ass to Lollapalooza?

Ignoring the crazy behind-the-scenes drama of Grace Under Fire, that show was also brand new during a terrible time in my life, at a time when there were literally only three TV channels available to me, so even just seeing the title reminds me of that time and makes me shudder. If I ever heard the theme song again,…

It reminds me of when my uncle suddenly decided he wasn't 60.

Drink up, Judah doesitmatter.

Is Idris Elba going to be in the show, or are they going to get the "store brand" version of him for that?

Can't even see where the knob is!

Steve Buscemi and/or Willem Dafoe as Trashcan Man.

The only casting that made me go, "Waiiiiiit, whaaaat?" was McConaughey as The Man in Black.

The fuck are you talking about? I was agreeing with Funky Bus Fare.

MICHAEL SHANNON AS RANDALL FLAGG!!!

How was this not released by Universal?

Yes, racists, because no white people have ever been in a disappointing adaptation from highly-anticipated material.

That what I was thinking. Just adapt "The Gunslinger." It takes place in what, one town? It's a 90-minute movie, and a $50m budget would be more than enough. Get people excited by reeling them in with this unexpectedly awesome, grim summer movie. If it doesn't work, the studio isn't out much and, hell, it'd be…

"The portal makes the sound of an old dial-up modem as it connects dimensions…" I love it. It reminds me of when a show like the 90s version of "The Outer Limits" would use that sound effect and the gravely-voiced narrator would be like, "We also have a website, if you're into that kind of thing."

Sorry I didn't have time for some honey-eating stuffed bear while I was having sex with Hayley fucking Atwell.

Is that how that movie ends? I tried rewatching it maybe five years ago and it was too irritating.