He's got atti-pooh'd!

Just once can't they make one of these movies where the now-jaded adult makes a compelling reason for not believing in bullshit magic anymore and everyone agrees to no longer exist?

Oh, yes! Shake it, madam! Capital animated knockers!

"I'd be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic."

Even his ship is annoying!

15th ave IS pretty chill, and there are lots of donkeys, sheep and other cute animals.

Lying doggo can't admit its own stink, throws me under the bus. Sad!

I think it's more that if you say "shrill" you don't have anything else to say. In that regard, I encourage its usage, because it immediately lets me know that the person saying it has nothing valuable to criticize the woman he's attacking.

Bee stings cause him to, uh, die.

All I know is that people who are big in the world of fashion always dress like assholes.

When I lived in Tempe, I loved riding my bike. Living in downtown Phoenix, riding my bike fucking sucks. I still jump on it when I need a quick something at the store, though. There are just no bike lanes and the people who drive out here WILL kill me if I'm not careful.

"I won $50 on a lottery ticket today… but I don't want them guys to know… because, otherwise, they'll wanna borrow money from me."
-Mike Schank, American Movie

Last week, I ran a mile for the first time in 15 years. If I did THAT, anyone can do anything, because I'm crazy out of shape, man. Let me be your inspiration. If Billy can run a mile, huffing and puffing and sweating like Donald Trump playing tennis, you're good to go, man!

Trump is Brunt… if Brunt hit his head really hard and spoke in fragmented… angry… failing DS9 and loser Sisko want to keep Ferenginar POOR again!

That article reminds me of a friend of mine who fucking loves Kanye West to the degree that no matter what he does, he's a master manipulator of the media. This includes, apparently, having children with Kim Kardashian. He's so enamored with him, that no matter what he shits out is "genius."

Speaking of Cardassia, I've been rewatching Star Trek: DS9 for the first time since the 90s, and while it's great and all, how did I go all this time without realizing Gul Dukat had promised to "make Cardassia Strong Again"? Jesus fucking Christ.

I love how the next time they see each other, they give each other a big ol' bear hug.

But when are they gonna get to the fireworks factory Black Lodge?

I love this new season of Twin Peaks and I think one of its many charms is how damned frustrating it can be. It's all by design, I feel like. Sometimes, payoff is immediate. Bobby getting that tube from his father's chair… he opened it the next scene, but I was fully thinking they'd get around to it in five…

You're thinking of Twin Cheeks.