I was surprised I liked Logan as much as I did because I really just don't give a shit about any of the X-Men movies. I liked X2 the "most" and even then I thought it was fine. So I was very pleasantly surprised by how much I liked Logan.

I genuinely enjoyed the first Lord of the Rings movie, but the other two? Just didn't do it for me. All I remember from the second one is Legolas doing that bullshit where he skateboarded down the stairs on a shield, firing arrows. And the third one would just not goddamn end.

I feel like Trump didn't even know where the fuck he was or who the fuck he was talking to. He's such a goddamned moron, he just Mr. Magoos his way into different misadventures without being aware of his surroundings. Like, he goes home thinking, "Damn, that was a good job! Go, me!" without realizing he bragged…

How the fuck is Donald Trump still pretending he's the best and chose the best people when he has a new administration every couple months?

How is he still fucking alive? His mind is gone, he's either so out of shape or too psychologically terrified to walk up/down stairs… why can't he do the one decent thing and do the world a solid and just drop the fuck dead?

After an hour, you're finally like, "You want us to… hit their heads? Is that what you're getting at? Because it's really unclear."

WHY CAN'T HE JUST TALK LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING?!

Which was filmed in Phoenix!

Yeah, either way, real or fake, that kid's a dipshit.

Cool.

We're talking about people who believe eating at every Cracker Barrel is an honor. We're talking about logic not just being reversed, but its total defenestration. You can't use normal reasoning here.

Out here in Phoenix, it's Circle K. Holy shit, they're everywhere. Sometimes they're even across the street from another Circle K!

Can I have some?

My dad went to high school in Canada and always told me how much better the education system there was, so for a long time I always believed Canadians were just smarter people.

I'm probably gonna play me some Shadows of Mordor. I bought it for literally $6 and for that, it's a pretty great game! I've had something to do every weekend, so I finally wanna set aside some play time.

Meh.

The first time I did an IMAX 3D flick was for the re-release of Jurassic Park. It was intense, man!

Oh, dude, rent it or something! Amazon or something, man, you gotta see it.

Oh fuuuuuck. I hadn't heard that before. And there's more! Huckabee fired a Police Chief for not helping him sweep it under the rug!

If Kakutani helped anoint Zadie Smith based on White Teeth, then holy shit.