The whole book had this, "Isn't this so wacky?!" feeling to it, like I was reading a rejected script for a shitty sitcom, but the fucker was close to 600 pages. Basically, it was like an entire season of shitty sitcom in book-form. It was dreadful.

You know, I wonder if it is possible for Bannon to suck his own dick. I bet you it is. Because just by looking at him, you know his liver's shot to shit, so all that infected, rancid blood probably settled in his penis, elongating it.

Damned if I can't think of many people who look much dumber than Sarah Huckabee does. Like, just by looking at her, I can hear a distinct, "Duuuuhhhhhh."

"For one thing, it didn't have some ludicrous character-focus twist in its second act!"

You know, Zadie Smith is a good writer and all, particularly her short stories, but I had to read "White Teeth" for my book club, and it was a giant piece of shit.

Not really an action movie, per se, but I'd like to give a shoutout to 2006's Children of Men, which is sort of like the anti-action movie, kind of, in that the "hero" of the film never picks up a gun.

I was really, really thinking, "Dang, who even comes CLOSE?" and Hamm is about as good an answer as you're ever gonna get.

That's because Bob Saget is a good boy. He voiced those home videos for years… like a good boy. Does what he's told.

To be fair, most of it wasn't good at the time, either.

I've seen a lot of season 13, but somehow I've completely missed this episode. I don't mind so much!

Oh, no, I can't remember what happened with Brazil. Refresh my memory.

The followup/prequel series Netflix did was much, much better than expected, and was actually quite good. This one, though, looks like they just pushed their luck. It really doesn't look very good, man. I'll still watch it, because I adore the original movie so much.

You snarkypusses can snark on Katy Parry all day long.

For a while, it was funny that Moe was a sadsack loser and a scumbag, but after King of the Hill, it seems that they really went into overdrive on Moe's suicidal bullshit and it got real old, real quick. It's like they had to one-up Bill Dauterive or something.

In some ways, you and I are very different people, Maltbrew.

I… I watch it all the time.

Every kind of comedy, more or less, has a time and a place. What's important is that it's still funny beyond its expiration date. A show like "Seinfeld" had a time and a place. It wouldn't be made today, but it's still funny today. "I Love Lucy" wouldn't be made today, but it's still funny as hell. If your comedy…

If someone's comedy is at risk of no longer existing because the world changes at a constant rate, they had no business being in comedy in the first place. Or if their comedy is based solely around making fun of minorities, that shit is hack material.

Oh helllllll no I don't feel that way. I understand my point was unclear. I'm tired and words not come good. I said "It's easy to go, 'Man, things were different back then,'" but that absolutely doesn't make it right.

Hey, I actually saw and liked that movie!