I must admit my love for the show's near-constant fear and hatred of old people though.

Looking at Apu in a more modernized context, he doesn't fit with today. I mean, that's going to happen with a show that's been on for thirty goddamned years. I just don't really see any point in having The Simpsons be a show today. The world has changed a lot and in order to stay relevant, you basically have to…

I finally watched that movie recently, too. Chris Pine was great in it.

I wish I were handsome enough to pull off EVERY look. Like, I want to be handsome to where people complement my shoes, even though I'm wearing those weird, black, velcro shoes they sell at drug stores.

We'll see about that!

Stealing is what makes things fun!

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD POINTS!

And it took twelve fucking minutes for him to make his point.

"Had a weird dream last night, Honey. Oh, well."

When I saw it in the theater, it was a very old movie-going crowd, average being probably like 70. It got a standing "Boo!" when it was over, which made me like it even more.

Based on the the review we do have, I think even Ignatiy would be stumped at writing a good smackdown because the movie just sounds dull as fuck. It sounds like a movie so dull that it's impossible to adequately stick it to it.

Exactly. The movies where they let a director do his or her own thing and they stay the hell out of it have a chance at being good. The ones where they have notes? Jesus fucking Christ. God help us.

Armie Hammer?

"Hey! There's a hot pocket in my soup!"

They know what they did.

Mario Batali made soup out of Jim Gaffigan and his wife?!

Your mom! Bahahahaha!!

It looks pretty good.

"Sorry we ran away from home UK. Come pick us up now."

The trailer music better have someone shouting "Hey!"