But it's like edgy and punk rock to do that!

Every South Park moral usually boils down to, "You're an idiot for caring." As in, the only way to correctly assess anything is with a sneering libertarian disconnect from reality.

Have Seth MacFarlane killed.

If Global Warming is real, then how come there's a movie coming out about a serial killer named the Snowman, huh?! Wouldn't he melt?!

How many people who say that they're afraid of clowns actually want to fuck them, do you think?

I had some great fun on MS Paint back in my keyboarding class in high school. When I'd be done with my assignments for the day, my friend and I got together and collaborated on some masterpieces.

I heard he went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

Perhaps we all on this comments section are homosexuals!

This really does piss me off. Snopes.com has become such a popular website to shit on by conservatives specifically BECAUSE it's accurate.

It's just easy to make fun of his stupid face and hair. Good show, good content… but it's an easy target.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone on Facebook decry Snopes as unreliable, but also have links to PATRIOTEAGLENEWS.NET on their Facebook wall, I'd have about…. I dunno, enough for a soda, probably?

The way everything built with Bobby and his awkward-as-fuck dinner, the gunshot, the honking car, the screaming woman, the vomiting zombie-child, and more screaming, made it one of the most hilarious, tense scenes in this new series' entire run. It was such a perfect combination of Lynchian nightmare, genuine tension…

I rewatched Empire of the Sun for the first time since I was a kid and it never occurred to me until I finally saw it again how dark it is. What a great film.

I forgot about Stalag 17 and Lifeboat, both are incredible films.

What can I say? They're my people.

Well, I really do hope you like it. And may it grace your bathroom proudly!

Come and See, Schindler's List, Band of Brothers/Saving Private Ryan, Ivan's Childhood, The Big Red One, The Great Escape, Das Boot, Patton, Thin Red Line, Bridge on the River Kwai

It doesn't help that he's a dick and his book is complete garbage.

You know those "Scary Movie"-esque parodies that are nothing but unfunny references to pop culture, without any actual jokes? That's what "Ready Player One" looks like, but given a behemoth budget.

Oh, wow! Cool!